The Website of a Guy Named Craig
Dear Elizabeth,
Hope you have a great birthday today in a suitable location … if your mum and dad let you! :/ But hey, the good thing is that you don’t need their permission any more! 😉 I look forward to you growing up and becoming your own person. It’s a shame that important members of your family were excluded from two-thirds of your growing up, but perhaps you’ll overcome that impediment.
Love, Uncle Craig
Dear Elizabeth,
Happy birthday. It looks like I posted this a day late (again!), but this website uses the UTC time zone, so it was still your birthday in the Pacific time zone. 🙂
I’m sorry that you lost Poppa recently. It’s a real shame that your parents wouldn’t let you see him for the last years of his life, until it was too late and he was an emaciated old man on his death bed. 🙁
Love, Uncle Craig