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Why the hell does trump come up with a new outrage every day?

On the list today is the latest “hoax” or “scam”. Both are single syllable words to fit into his memory buffer. The whole AI thing is a “hoax” because that (or “scam”) is the only adjective he can think of to describe anything he doesn’t like, such as criticism of his latest thought tangent. If you disagree with him, it’s obviously a “scam” or a “hoax” you’re pushing. Never mind that everyone else having the same thought about the current problems of AI are among the smartest people on the planet, it’s a hoax or a scam.

Nevermind that the Prime Minister of Canada is a trained economist, it’s apparently “laughable” that he’s trying to diversify Canada’s economy, and you’re going to attack the European Union if Carney so much as thinks about the possibility of maybe allying Canada with the EU.

You’re just a joke, donald trump, and America is yesterday’s ally. The fact that you have thousands of supporters telling you that you are wearing clothes is not proof that I am wrong, just that you have been successful at attracting so many stupid people; it’s kinda like the flies-to-shit analogy.

Remembering when Canada stood by the United States of America … one of many times, except for the time we burned the White House

All day yesterday (actually, the day before yesterday in this blog’s time zone now), the world’s (or at least the Western World’s, or at least the North American) airwaves were full of retrospectives about September 11th, 2001 … 25 years ago.

In case you were under a rock that day, this was the day on which the United States of America suffered the worst terrorist attack in its history. Just under 3000 died that day (including Canadians and many other nationalities), and thousands of others have died since. Apparently, Howard Lutnick’s brother died that day. One can only assume that he must have believed the ludicrous and unproven assertion that the hijackers entered the United States via the Canadian border, as he clearly has a hate on for Canada, which he manifests through his support of donald trump’s juvenile tariffs on Canadian goods, and his trolling. One can only wonder why; there is no logical reason.

Former Canadian prime minister Jean Chrétien gave an excellent speech in Gander. He may have been talking generally, but he certainly made some pointed references to the current troubles between Canada and the United States in front of the very unpopular American ambassador, Pete Hoekstra. If Hoekstra had been listening and paying attention, he might have actually understood what Chrétien was saying to him and his boss, but subtlety is lost on Americans.

Anyway, it is not lost on me, as someone who was alive and in the aviation business in 2001 when this happened. I wasn’t flight crew, at that time, but my then-wife worked for Canadian Airlines at the time, and a friend of mine (who would later run for council in the City of Richmond, the city in which Vancouver International Airport is located, was involved with finding sleeping accommodations for the American travellers whose planes were denied entry to the United States, and who were stuck in Vancouver as a result. As it turns out, we didn’t have any space in our house at the time, but many others found beds.

But the point is, between Vancouver and Gander, and in many places in between, Canadians helped out our American friends on those terrible days, without pause for thought. And I know that, even today, while trump thinks of every which way to criticise Canada and blame us for all the troubles in his own country, we would do the same again, even knowing that. Because we also know that trump is unbalanced and only in power temporarily, and any thinking “principal officers of the executive departments” would invoke their 25th Amendment to their Constitution and remove him from power if they were, as I said about their ambassador, “listening and paying attention”, but only about half the citizens of the United States are lucid enough to understand the dangers into which trump puts them, and himself. So yes, we will again help our American friends if they need us in an hour of need, but we’ll only do so grudgingly, keeping in mind that since the last time, we have been mightily slighted.

That’s what you should think about, trump, as you burn every bridge to which you have access. And that’s what you should think about, Americans, as you go to the polls this November.

You’re a dumb fuck, trump

You’re so afraid, as you should be, that you’re going to lose your mid-term elections, that you feel you have to resort to bribing your electorate with cash. I have to admit, US$5000 would go down well right about now, if I was an unfortunate American citizen, but the price of having to put up with Republicans governing my country would be too much.

And anyway, for most American citizens, who have been living so close to the edge during your tenure so far, every penny of those $5000 would go to a bank to pay off credit cards, so it’s a win/win situation for you and your buddies at the banks, who will turn around and give you that $5000 right back in donations (making it a net theft right from your own treasury). It’s a sad situation in which you and the rest of Americans live. If only you had a politician who cared enough about the real people that to do something about it.

But let’s not get ahead of ourselves. In 2024 I honestly thought that Americans couldn’t possibly make the same mistake twice, and yet that was exactly what they did. Well, that’s one thing you Yanks are good at, pushing the envelope; let’s see if, after years of watching you fuck up long-held relationships and upend world order (and not in a good way) the American electorate is really stupid enough to give you more rope to hang yourself.

Here we go again. *sigh*

Oh my god, you people (donald trump and co.) are dumb as posts. I don’t even know why I’m addressing you directly, but you waste your presidential time trolling social media, instead of doing more presidential things, like figuring out how to extract yourself from the dumb war that you started with Iran. It has turned into a “forever war”, and a foreign one at that.

  • You purposely pushed Canada, and then ended the trade talks because you apparently don’t know anything about “the art of the deal”.
  • You then posted a bunch of juvenile memes about Canada.
  • You then renamed your side of Lake Ontario to Lake America.
  • Your Trade Secretary then made a hilarious (not!) joke about Canada sicking two old civilian submarines on you. They don’t even exist any more; so much for your intelligence.
  • Your Defence (or War) Secretary then made a joke at the expense of two minor (as in children) civilian Army cadets. Again, so much for your intelligence.
  • Then one of your admirals prevaricated when asked if he’d obey an order to attack Canada.

Do you remember a time when vladimir putin told the whole world, as he massed his troops on the border of Ukraine, that they were exaggerating and prevaricating when they accused him of preparing to invade Ukraine? I don’t even think you need to read anything to know that; it’s common knowledge among anyone who was alive and lucid in 2022.

Well, we and our minor cadets await your invasion. If you think Red Dawn from 1984 was just a fictional film, you’re about to discover the reality.

Six months and counting

Hey, don! Did you know that yesterday was the sixth monthiversary of your invasion of Iran?! The war you said would be over in days, if not weeks? The war you claimed, innumerable times, that you had won?

Yea, you’re still there, in case you hadn’t noticed. It’s all over the news. You know, the lying, fake-news mainstream media.

I guess you still won’t have figured out a way to convince the world you have won, even in another six months, making your “in and out” war a year long by then. Bring out your comparison charts again; I’ve forgotten the list of wars that were longer.

I support Mark Carney

The United States has moved the goalposts and imposed back-breaking tariffs on Canada. And Mark Carney has responded as only Canada can really do.

And I, as a Canadian, can only really support him.

As I’ve said before, I’m still glad I voted for him. Under any other leadership, we’d have become the 51st State by now, and god knows I don’t want American police patrolling our streets.

We need to wash our hands of America. Sure, we share a relatively small part of this continent with them, and it makes sense to trade with them because they’re “right there” and we can drive across the border, but land borders in the 21st century are meaningless, especially in light of the fact that donald trump claims to have a “special relationship” with Kim Jong Un and other “strong man” dictators. And Americans think that is just OK because they don’t see where it leads. Maybe I’m an old thinker, but clearly trump is suffering from the same malady as his ideas are from the 1930s.

Carney has the country in mind as he leads this country, not party politics, and that’s why he still has my support.

Captain Canada

I’ve been meaning to write about Doug Ford for months. He is the personification of Captain Canada these days. I completely support his stand against America in this American-induced trade war. I won’t even drink Crown Royal anymore.

I also support Mark Carney‘s approach to how he’s handling America, although with some reservations. This is particularly in opposition to how Pierre Poilievre is suggesting Mark Carney should be handling it, and how he would undoubtedly be handling it if he were prime minister. This is one of the reasons I didn’t vote for him or his party in the last election. Let us know when you come up with a workable idea, Poilievre, because nothing you’ve come up with in the last couple of years has been workable. This might be because Poilievre has never worked in the real world for a day in his life; he’s just a politician through and through, and will never amount to anything in his life.

Now with the trade negotiations ongoing with the Americans there’s talk that we’ll make yet more concessions to them, supposedly even with respect to allowing American booze back on the shelves. I’m not sure how they will work, given booze is a provincial responsibility, but I obviously don’t want to be clapping Ford on the back the back after the ban is lifted, hence my writing about him now.

I just hope I don’t have to eat my words in a week.

Late-night comedians are useful

You know, I have to admit that watching late-night comedians out of the States is actually pretty useful. I realise that every bit of “news” out of them is exaggerated somehow for effect, but I’m assuming they don’t make shit up. I mean, out of a staid, neutral news reader, the same “news” would be troubling to me, especially when presented as fact, but when it’s presented as, “Can you believe this shit?”, well, it somehow becomes more believable. When you’ve got someone like Robert F. Kennedy Jr. making the news cutting programmes like the inspection of lettuce, and the US has a resulting epidemic of explosive diarrhoea, well, it’s news, and it just makes you shake your head at how fucked the country is. I thank god every day I don’t live under their government, or lack thereof, and I’m sorry for the people that do.

In addition to the comedians, whose job it is to entertain, there are the talk shows. OK, it’s their job to entertain as well, but when they present the same, “Can you believe this shit?” as well, well, it just confirms what you saw on Jimmy Kimmel (for example) the night before! So the next day you’re not finding out that, oh, everything you watched on the comedy shows was all made-up bullshit, you’re finding out that, yes, it was all actually true!

Gratuitous bullshit

Sorry, but news that donald trump is supporting the Argies and their puerile “Malvinas” flag incident is beyond the Pale. That would be like the English team unfurling a banner in support of Iran. The problem (one of many) that trump has is that he doesn’t know history, even stuff that happened when he was alive. So if Javier Milei, who is trump’s buddy, decided to repeat the stupidity of Galtieri, there is no doubt that trump would be on the side of Argentina against the United Kingdom.

What a sad world we live in.

Americans are whiners

A couple of things stood out for me in Canadian/American news today.

One is the number of high-level whiners there are in the States:

  • John Moolenaar,
  • Bill Huizenga,
  • Tim Walberg,
  • Tom Barrett,
  • donald trump,
  • Lisa McClain,
  • Bernie Moreno,
  • John James, and
  • Jack Bergman.

These are nine Republican whiners … I mean … members of the House of Representatives, a president and a senator, who have apparently complained before: “This is the third consecutive year we have had to write to Canadian officials about a crisis that Canada has the tools to prevent and has chosen not to.” Yup, we Canadians are a lazy bunch, sitting around doing nothing while our world burns around us. I mean, why interrupt our summer suntanning when the forest next to us is burning?

If you’re aghast at my question and already have a list of fifty things you can think of doing, congratulations, and welcome to the human race. We aren’t a bunch of uneducated and helpless monkeys up here, waiting for an all-knowing American white knight to show up. This is called a classic example of how the Americans politicise everything, and how they think that they can do a better job of everything, like Katie Miller, wife of Stephen Miller, White House deputy chief of staff, who is still on that tired bandwagon of making Greenland and Canada the “51st [and 52nd] state[s].” No thank you Katie, we’re good. Mr. Miller, it’s nice that you can be a good conservative husband and keep your wife at home to cook meals, but at least give her a better pastime than operating a Twitter account. You must have missed the “seen and not heard” part of your male-domination class, but I guess the class bullies had you in the toilets for your daily hairwashing … when you had hair. Better luck in your next life with a wife who is not so dense.

Actually, one of the nine is a senator from Ohio, who is going to “be introducing a bill next week to sanction Canada and the responsible Canadian government officials for this atrocity.” Wow. I’m shaking in my boots. How would you compare killing tens of thousands of your citizens (in Iran) to a couple of out of control wildfires? Are both atrocities? Have you any sense of proportion?!

I could express my outrage even further, by taking apart the petty points you and others make, but your ignorance speaks for itself. I mean, you “will look elsewhere, and act on our own”? Huh? You will look elsewhere for what? The lumber and cars and steel you don’t need from Canada? And you’ll act on your own? To extinguish the fires in your own back yard? Or are you going to fly up here and show us how the job is done? Because, by all means, head on up here and show us how it’s done, because that will leave us more money to fund the aircraft that we already use for the job we’re not doing. You and Smokey the Bear already do such an excellent job in your own back yard preventing fires from even thinking of starting. Oh, and maybe tell donny that he should consider pumping some money into one of those communist endeavors like the EPA.

The narrow-minded ignorance of some Americans is breathtaking sometimes. Manitoba premier Wab Kinew said it well last year: “These are attention-seekers who can’t come up with a good idea on health care or on making life more affordable. So they’re playing games with something that’s very serious,” also referring to their “timber tantrum”.

There’s another story I want to highlight out of the States, but this will do for now.